TITTY BAR HA HA: HARD TIME

22:45 (60 mins)
30, 31 Jul; 1-10, 12-17, 19-24 Aug 2014
Gilded Balloon Teviot – Dining Room
£9-£13

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Sirens go off as Hope & Gloria, the hostesses of Club Titty Bar Ha Ha are caught for killing their ex hushand/lover.  Sentenced to life in prison.  Both dressed in tight black corsets, scarlet shinny leggings and black towering heels they kick off the show with a song.  We, the audience, are the designated inmates and the dirty duo want us to help them escape!  They share moonshine shots with us and create various ludicrous games to find the cream of the crop to assist their escape.

This is the second part in their trilogy of live shows following last years show.  They sing their way through musical smut, their hateful friendship, youth lingo, fuck buddies, porn and spinsters.  The devilishly fifthly pair work well together, by means of witty jokes and showing off their musical talents. Follow their prison journey as they plan to break out utilising blow-up dolls, moonshine, seduction and the inmate recruites.  Pull you’re best sex face and join their crusade!  It’s going to be ‘Fucking Vintage Darling’! 3 super stars

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Reviewer : Sarah Lewis

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